July 17th

Dear Hubbie,

When we name our children, let's make sure their name sounds catchy and won't be something that other kids will tease them about.

If your last name is four syllables, their first name can not be Bartholomew (also four syllables, not that we would name a child that anyways). If you're last name is Johnson, we can not have a son named John. If your last name is Pickles, we should clearly avoid Dill. Just sayin'.

Love, Me